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Why Is Law School Transparency Lying About Tuition?

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Brave professor Assistant Dean of Admissions Steven Freedman of Kansus University (60.1% Employment Score) has bravely posted this brave and bold message about the horrors of Law School Transparency's viscous and false tuition data:

Did you know that Kansas Law charges $21,173 for in-state, resident tuition? That Iowa Law charges $51,864 for non-resident tuition?

[...] Well I hope you don’t know any of that, because all of that is grossly inaccurate. In fact, here at Kansas we posted our tuition rate of $19,985 in July 2014. Iowa Law has made available its $41,296 annual non-resident tuition available for a similar time period.

[...] I understand that if you dig deep into the webpage, you can see what LST was doing here. On the Iowa “costs” webpage which is tailored to the Class of 2013, when they say “Non-resident Tuition: $51,864”, they don’t actually mean that’s the tuition for U. of Iowa for the Class of 2013. If you carefully move your cursor to the very tiny and easy to miss “?”, you will see that that figure is an estimate based on the prior year’s tuition in relation to tuition growth during the five years prior to the current year (2008-2013 instead of the more timely 2009-2014). Took me a number of visits to the LST website before I figured out that “tuition” doesn’t necessarily mean tuition on the LST webpage, it often means a guess at what tuition might be. Which, again, is a bit strange considering the actual data is freely available. Isn’t this the same kind of sleight of hand that LST has accused law schools of doing?

A just question, Professor Ass Dean of Admissions. However, mere words cannot clearly articulate just how deceitful LST's tuition data is, so we're providing this screen cap of KU's costs page:

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Oh... well. Hmmm. We've got a question. What exactly does Mr. Freedman mean by "I understand that if you dig deep into the webpage, you can see what LST was doing here"? Generally, that phrase "I understand that..." is used to mean, "I haven't actually checked for myself, but..." Why not just look for himself? If he had, he would understand that the very first thing you see is the school's published cost of attendance (it's older data, because LST updates based on ABA information, rather than continuously checking all 200+ school websites for updates). You have to dig deep (below the fold) just to find the information Stevensman is complaining about, which is in a table that is rather clearly labeled as being a hypothetical projection. And the disclaimers are right there.

So, in order to get the information Freedman is so upset about, you'd have to close your eyes, start digging, and then stop digging at the exact right spot. What a wonderful innovation. We're going to give the Steven Freedman Digging Technique a try and see what we come up with from his post:

Did you know that I hope you don't attend law school? Which is another way of saying law school is a product of a bungled ABA.

Wow! Did you know a law school assistant dean of admissions said that!? See our application of Freedman's digging technique below. It's just amazing what you can get when you dig for exactly what you want and ignore everything else around it.


Did you know that Kansas Law charges $21,173 for in-state, resident tuition? That Iowa Law charges $51,864 for non-resident tuition?

Well I hope you don’t know any of that, because all of that is grossly inaccurate. In fact, here at Kansas we posted our tuition rate of $19,985 in July 2014. Iowa Law has made available its $41,296 annual non-resident tuition available for a similar time period. As for the federal direct loan interest rates, the Department of Education posted the correct interest rates for student loans way back in May 2014 (between 5.41% and 7.21% depending on when the first disbursement occurred). So you would think a webpage that estimates how much it costs to attend law school for the Class of 2013 would use these published figures. Well, despite this data being freely available and very easy to find, Law School Transparency does not use this information when calculating their cost of attendance estimates. Instead of using accurate, available data, they rely on projected estimates for law school tuition and for federal loan interest rates, which is another way of saying they’re using guesstimated data instead of real, available data. As a consequence, their estimate assumes Iowa students are paying $51,864 when we know they are paying $41,296. Not surprisingly, this error causes LST to significantly over-estimate the cost of law school. This is not specific to the entry for Kansas or Iowa, they have used the same method for all 200+ law school entries on their website.

[...] Listen, I like Law School Transparency. I think they’ve been effective pushing law schools to be more accurate and transparent in their reporting, and that’s a good thing. And I suspect this is a product of a bungled, confusing webpage and a failure to make timely updates, rather than some devious plan to mislead the public. [...]

LST presumably knows these numbers are wrong, which raises the question as to what is LST’s duty to correct the record? As Ben Barros posted last week, followers of LST organized to update all 200+ ABA accredited law schools’ wikipedia entries with tuition and employment information based on LST’s faulty numbers. Will LST correct its own website? Will it encourage its followers to correct the Wikipedia entries?

2015 State of the Union Drinking Game

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For the 2015 State of the Union Drinking Game, we're going to go in a slightly different direction. Traditionally, you have a list of word and when the POTUS says one of them, you drink. Well, in our first ever SOTU drinking game we had "Sputnik" on the list. He said it twice. And it's been downhill ever since. You either go for the obvious ("Syria," "Immigrant," "Taxes," and "Unarmed) and drink constantly, or go for oddball phrases and drink almost never.

So what we're going to do this year is drink every time the president lies.

In 2014, he lied at least twice.

He said we cut our pollution more than any other country on earth, when if you go by proportion cut (as you have to do in national comparisons), we were beat by 6 European countries.

He also said "You know, today, women make up about half our workforce, but they still make 77 cents for every dollar a man earns. That is wrong, and in 2014, it's an embarrassment. Women deserve equal pay for equal work." Yes, women earn less, but it's not because they're paid less for equal work. On its own, the 77 cent stat is misleading, but put next to an equal pay for equal work claim, it rises to the status of a lie.

Maybe we're not gearing up for the more drinking-packed drinking night, but it's Tuesday, we're getting old, and at least we get the fun of shouting "You lie!" at the screen before doing a shot. Now moving on to the good stuff, here's what we're going to be keeping our eyes on tonight:

Pay gap, obviously. Also, Wisconsin repealed a law that gave women equal treatment at work. Eh, not really. Equal treatment was overdetermined, meaning there was already another law in place to that effect. The law that was repealed didn't really do that.

Lowest number of illegals attempting to cross since 1970. We have record low apprehensions, but do not necessarily know about the number trying to get across. In 1970, there were fewer agents and physical barriers. We don't have a very good idea how many people were trying to get across in 1970, so any claims to that regard is a lie.

Obama's executive orders on immigration are the same "kind" of action taken by previous presidents. While past presidents have used executive orders to deal with immigration issues, they have not done so to the degree Obama has, and in this case we think the difference is so great that it becomes a difference in kind. All presidents have hosted parties in the White House also, but if you throw a kegger with gambling and strippers, it's not the same kind of thing past presidents have done.

Hasn't changed his position on use of executive authority. Basically full flip flop here.

Keystone would ship oil primarily to other countries. We'd actually be the primary buyers.

Keystone would only produce about 2,000 jobs during construction. It'd actually have on average about 10,000 at a time, though mostly short term. In terms of annual jobs (adding up short term gigs to make full years) it's about 4,000.

Created more jobs than all other advanced countries combined. Nope. More than the G7, but not all advanced countries.

US is the only developed country without paid maternity leave. False. We're the only one without government mandated paid maternity leave benefits. Many companies offer paid leave of their own accord. Those of you working in BigLaw may recall there was a bit of a maternity leave arm's race not long ago.

We're one of the largest Muslim countries. Nope. CIA World Factbook says there are only about 1.8 million Muslims in the US, placing us at 58th world wide. Even using the very high end estimate of 8 million, we'd still be 32nd.

Most young people did not have health insurance. It was actually about 25%.

1 in 4 college women raped. An oft debunked fact that's based on a very flawed and outdated study, and absurd on its face.

And of course, look for some claim about ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We still have troops deployed; about 3,000 in Iraq and 10,000 in Afghanistan. And sure, we still have troops in Germany! But, there's peace in Germany. We'll believe Obama's ended the wars when peace gets there or we get out. Until then, any comment about the war on terror is likely to be insufficient to really explain what our military is involved in. And that's getting to the core principle with which we'll judge presidential lies: the burden is on the President. Technical truth isn't enough. He's not a witness being crossed examined who's allowed to answer with as few words as required. He's picking what to talk about, and that comes with a higher standard.

The Secret Positivity of Hate Speech

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Freedom of expression is essential to a productive and creative learning environment. This means students must be prepared to listen to opinions that differ from their own. Speech that challenges commonly held assumptions can be beneficial. Hate speech benefits no one because it seeks only to tear down, not to build up. The University needs to directly address hate speech for the good of productive discourse.

Bold words from the University of Chicago's student newspaper editorial board. And by "bold" we mean "retarded."

Of course, The Chicago Maroon editors would probably classify that last sentence as hate speech, because it seeks only to tear down, not to build up. But this is a core flaw in the anti-hate speech movement. Nevermind the question of what qualifies as hate speech, and who will be the arbiter, and the extreme likelihood that anti-hate speech policies would be used by the politically powerful to suppress their opponents (look at how much criticism of George W. Bush could be considered hate speech). Nevermind all that, because the premise against hate speech is wrong.

Does it seek to tear down? Yes. But, it also seeks to build up. When we call the Maroon's editorial staff a bunch of limp dicked retarded fascist douche nozzles, it's not just to tear them down, but to simultaneously build up the concept of free speech and individual liberty. It is rare for any speech critical of another or a group to not serve some purpose of building up some other individual or group. That doesn't mean the speech is good, but it does mean that the Maroon's distinction between hate speech and constructive speech is fundamentally flawed.

What the Maroon would have banned isn't speech that seeks to tear down rather than build it. It would ban that which stings those they want to help, which builds up that which they would tear down.

 

The anti-hate speech crusade at Chicago comes largely from an incident in which a student (Derek Caquelin) claimed his Facebook account was hacked and then used to post a hateful message. That message called out another student who is a leader in the fight against micro(!)aggressions. It said, in part, "you are next. None of your profiles are safe. This is the beginning of our rape season."

Turns out, the alleged hacking victim posted the message himself. And this is why we must be extra-cautious when it comes to giving away any of our rights. Ben Franklin famously said, "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." That trade, while ill-advised, is at least rational in its own way. But what Caquelin and his ilk want us to do is trade essential liberty to purchase exactly as much safety as we already had. It's giving away freedom to stop an evil that exists only in the imagination.

 

We'll end this post with a little snippet from the Declaration of Independence: "A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." Is there any doubt that such a description of a man could be describe as derived from hatred? Though no television station would bleep the term because it lacks vulgarity, there are few things Americans abhor more than a tyrant. Such language would not be allowed, if Caquelin or the The Chicago Maroon editors had their way, but who could say this language, for all its tearing down, does not, in the end, seek to build up?

Drexel Prof Laments Freedom of Speech

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How many political science professors does it take to change a light bulb?

If the light bulb is symbolic of fundamental liberties then thankfully it takes a lot more than one.

In the wake of the Charlie Hebdo shootings, Drexel University professor George Ciccariello-Maher took to Twitter to condemn not the murderers, but the concept of free speech.

 

That's right, the "problem" isn't murderous fanatics, it's free speech, and the only people who advocate for free speech are racists and Islamophobes. Free speech advocates like Louis Brandeis, defending freedom of speech in Whitney v. California, "It is the function of speech to free men from bondage of irrational fears." Or Winston Churchill who described the American tradition, saying "The United States is a land of free speech. Nowhere is speech freer--not even here where we sedulously cultivate it even in its most repulsive form. And FDR who placed free speech at the top of all fundamental freedoms, "We look forward to a world founded upon four essential human freedoms. The first is freedom of speech an expression--everywhere in the world." (The other freedoms were religion, basic economic security, and freedom from fear.) And then there's the great Islamophobe George Washington who said, "If men are to precluded from offering their sentiments on a matter which may involve the most serious and alarming consequences that can invite the consideration of mankind, reason is of no use to us; the freedom of speech may be taken away and dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."

It's of course ironic that an opponent of free speech would work in a field where freedom of speech is a cherished value. The numerous incidents of universities suppressing speech notwithstanding, the vast majority of professors are grateful to have the protection of academic freedom. Folks like Ciccariello-Maher, though, don't want the rest of us to have the freedoms he enjoys.

It'a also ironic that an opponent of free speech would be a professor of political theory, a field which is premised on the ability to critique the prevailing political regime. Without free speech, poli sci tests would be a whole lot easier. One question, is the Sovereign right? Correct answer: Yes. Also acceptable: Always.

But what's most ironic is that to George Cigarillo-Maher, Islam is actually a threat to freedom of speech. In his world, the sensibilities of Islam trump the right to free expression. He sees Islam as a religion which requires a fascist enforcement regime. So yeah, scratch a free speecher and you will find an anti-fascist. Thankfully, all our light bulbs are out of GC-M's reach.

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