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2015 State of the Union Drinking Game

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For the 2015 State of the Union Drinking Game, we're going to go in a slightly different direction. Traditionally, you have a list of word and when the POTUS says one of them, you drink. Well, in our first ever SOTU drinking game we had "Sputnik" on the list. He said it twice. And it's been downhill ever since. You either go for the obvious ("Syria," "Immigrant," "Taxes," and "Unarmed) and drink constantly, or go for oddball phrases and drink almost never.

So what we're going to do this year is drink every time the president lies.

In 2014, he lied at least twice.

He said we cut our pollution more than any other country on earth, when if you go by proportion cut (as you have to do in national comparisons), we were beat by 6 European countries.

He also said "You know, today, women make up about half our workforce, but they still make 77 cents for every dollar a man earns. That is wrong, and in 2014, it's an embarrassment. Women deserve equal pay for equal work." Yes, women earn less, but it's not because they're paid less for equal work. On its own, the 77 cent stat is misleading, but put next to an equal pay for equal work claim, it rises to the status of a lie.

Maybe we're not gearing up for the more drinking-packed drinking night, but it's Tuesday, we're getting old, and at least we get the fun of shouting "You lie!" at the screen before doing a shot. Now moving on to the good stuff, here's what we're going to be keeping our eyes on tonight:

Pay gap, obviously. Also, Wisconsin repealed a law that gave women equal treatment at work. Eh, not really. Equal treatment was overdetermined, meaning there was already another law in place to that effect. The law that was repealed didn't really do that.

Lowest number of illegals attempting to cross since 1970. We have record low apprehensions, but do not necessarily know about the number trying to get across. In 1970, there were fewer agents and physical barriers. We don't have a very good idea how many people were trying to get across in 1970, so any claims to that regard is a lie.

Obama's executive orders on immigration are the same "kind" of action taken by previous presidents. While past presidents have used executive orders to deal with immigration issues, they have not done so to the degree Obama has, and in this case we think the difference is so great that it becomes a difference in kind. All presidents have hosted parties in the White House also, but if you throw a kegger with gambling and strippers, it's not the same kind of thing past presidents have done.

Hasn't changed his position on use of executive authority. Basically full flip flop here.

Keystone would ship oil primarily to other countries. We'd actually be the primary buyers.

Keystone would only produce about 2,000 jobs during construction. It'd actually have on average about 10,000 at a time, though mostly short term. In terms of annual jobs (adding up short term gigs to make full years) it's about 4,000.

Created more jobs than all other advanced countries combined. Nope. More than the G7, but not all advanced countries.

US is the only developed country without paid maternity leave. False. We're the only one without government mandated paid maternity leave benefits. Many companies offer paid leave of their own accord. Those of you working in BigLaw may recall there was a bit of a maternity leave arm's race not long ago.

We're one of the largest Muslim countries. Nope. CIA World Factbook says there are only about 1.8 million Muslims in the US, placing us at 58th world wide. Even using the very high end estimate of 8 million, we'd still be 32nd.

Most young people did not have health insurance. It was actually about 25%.

1 in 4 college women raped. An oft debunked fact that's based on a very flawed and outdated study, and absurd on its face.

And of course, look for some claim about ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We still have troops deployed; about 3,000 in Iraq and 10,000 in Afghanistan. And sure, we still have troops in Germany! But, there's peace in Germany. We'll believe Obama's ended the wars when peace gets there or we get out. Until then, any comment about the war on terror is likely to be insufficient to really explain what our military is involved in. And that's getting to the core principle with which we'll judge presidential lies: the burden is on the President. Technical truth isn't enough. He's not a witness being crossed examined who's allowed to answer with as few words as required. He's picking what to talk about, and that comes with a higher standard.


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